Chris Rocking

Chris Rock has made the point that the most important role of a father is to keep his daughter off the pole. I have to think that this has to be the biggest fear for any father of a little girl but I have come up with a few sure-fire ways to make sure you sleep well at night

-Broken Home
make sure you as a father stick around, there is no such thing as a stripper who came from a steady normal family.. There are no strippers who spent vacations in Disney with her dad or had he dad watch every softball game or piano recital. Broken Home = Singles in the G-string

- names matter
Stay away from names like Barbie, Candy, Sapphire etc. Give your daughter a name like this and you may as well put neon lights in her room.

-Tattoos
No ink near the Pink

- "Acting"
Unless she's Katharine Hepburn don't send her off to the wolves in Hollywood.

And the most important rule

Do everything you can to avoid being from an Ex Soviet Satellite state..


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