Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Hey Beamer, stay your lane
There can’t be anything more frustrating than sitting in traffic waiting to get off an exit when some ahole cuts in front of the entire lane and tries to merge right before the exit. Everybody else has had to sit in this traffic for the last hour but there is always the one guy (it’s almost always a dude) who feels like he is above waiting with the rest of the simpletons.
I’ve always found this some of the most despicable behavior which is only marginally made better when the culprit waves you a thank you. But have you noticed that a disproportioned amount of times that you get cut off on line you are being cut off in a guy driving a German automobile. It's never a woman in a mini-van driving her kid's to school or even a schmo in an SUV, it's always a guy driving some fuck-me three-series with the leather gloves on
It’s been well documented that guys driving Beamers have smaller winkies, so maybe this is their way of getting back at the rest of the world. There is something extremely pompous about the nonchalant way these guys cut the line too, they never creep in and at least act gracious, they race to the absolute front and then cut in without so much as a hand-wave.
The funniest thing about it is that these guys think they rule the road, although they often times are driving a 3 series. Come on man, if you are going to act like you got a big dick, at least drive a 5 series
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The true irony of this is that the car you drive is the same one that cab drivers all drive - I do believe that they're the biggest cut-off culprits...
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