Our first experience on the LIRR was absolutely glorious, we had a cold beer in hand, the twins left on time and we just generally loved life but not 10 minutes after we posted yesterday's TOR Everything changed
I live blogged it for a few buddies, here is the transcript
Now there are a bunch of meatheads discussing going to get lit and killing hookers
So much for this joy ride
I just saw a 24 hour fitness
Jesus, I just got up and these meatheads are in their 50's. WTF is wrong with these people
They are all doubling fisting, it's a commuter rail and it's 6:15
These dudes are going to hammered just in time to get home to beat their kids
Just switched trains at Jamaica, this must be what it feels like in purgatory
I just saw another 24 hour fitness. Next to another 24 hour fitness
I like the fact that all the signs for shit out here don't even include an area code
Every thing is like
"john's auto parts
Just heard some doucebag from Lake Ronkonkoma tell a story about his "fuckin kid hittin a fuckin homer during his little league game that fucking made the entire fucking stadium gasp in fucking horror"
Somebody just farted, it was either the heavy chick sitting next to me or her guide dog. But it stinks
There are a lot less hot chicks on this train than I would have thought
This ride would be a lot better if the doucebag from Hicksville would stop blasting Storm Front through his headphones
In my third transfer (fourth if you count the subway, that IPA seems like it was a century ago
The chick next to me (after my third transfer) is wearing those sneakers with the rounded bottom that supposedly help you tighten your rump. It doesn't look like it is working
Better than the the conductor who just took my ticket had his short sleeve button down half untucked and had a huge coffee stain on it. Classy
Jesus, they LOVE above ground pools around here.
Another 24 Hour Fitness
"Hey honey, should we take a dip?"
"Sure, let me just park the truck on the front lawn and throw a couple of Bud Lites on the grass"
Another stop and I'll be there, God can somebody shut off the Storm Front album
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