"Pictures of it all:http://s1061.photobu...ennisr/library/
The first thing I noticed when I opened the BOX was how much C was in the B.
The next thing I noticed was that it smelled musty. Then I noticed the smell of balls. Balls as in Nuts. WTF!??!! Why does the box smell like balls?
Oh well, only one way to find out.
This is what I took out of the box in order. It’s a lot:
Leg Warmers with buttons
3 used paper New Year’s Eve horns
New Motion Sensing Alarm
Hand held shoot basket in basketball in a globe game with broken scoreboard
Drink Mixer with Mud Slide Mix and a one Chinese RMB note (.16 US cents)
A Christmas giftbox with instruction note stuck inside and a losing Giants to win the 2014 SB ticket @ 19/1
A vey well read issue of The Economist
A dog eared Costa Rica Guide Book that clearly has been to Costa Rica and back
Webster 21 Century Dictionary with a half completed Jan 25th, crossword puzzle stuck in page 151
One Innovation 2014 Calendar (new)
Kurt Cobain Journals
Smoking Balcony Pen
Discounted left over Gold Bond body power (aha, the ball smell!)
IPhone Screen Protector for 4G
Mourn Not Your Dead book. On the title page, someone wrote in pencil “Good” before Mourn and May 1997 after the authors name.
New 8GB SDHC Card
A tarnished beer mug with a joker’s hat and ring inside
Hotel Rwanda DVD with top sealed and bottom of package opened
A plastic bag full of stuff:
Plastic golf toys
L- Shrink wrap Tshirt in a 1 inch box
Bottle opener with Puerto Rico flag & green opener
Wallet
Old sealed box of Durex Perfomax Condoms
A62 Samsung cellphone, phone made for very small people
A sweaty Thundormuffin t-shirt. Sweaty? Seriously? Source of the musty smell.
Mystery item
Yellow Stress ball (Made in China)
50 Plastres Egyptian Currency
Delta Pen
Treasure Island $10 to win $100 on Kasey Kahne to win Daytona 500
A bunch more junk: plastic case, pen, an empty bag, mint, medicine, Visine, George Michael Faith cassette tape, Visine, lighter, plugs, used lottery card, battery, and a Dave Righetti baseball card
Frisbee
More betting slips, a picture of snow, more Egyptian money
A bottle of Sake wrapper in bubble wrap."
Also got this nice note
"Thanks Righetti! The living room aired right out, and the smell of sweat and balls is gone. "
Sent from my iPhone
3 comments:
Lots of print pornography still in the West Village newstands/bodegas. Probably not your cup of tea though.
And a sweaty t-shirt? Seriously?
Do you really market it as "Bag O' Crap?" And you got $29 for it?
I tried to sell Cal vs. Oregon State football tickets online last year on Stubhub for $1, and I got ZERO bidders. One. Fucking. Dollar. And these were good seats with a great 40-yard line view halfway up the stands.
Probably had something to do with Cal being 1-11 last year.
Also, there is a sex shop just 2 blocks away from where I live in Pasadena. It is called "Le Sex Shoppe."
I bought my first porn DVD there in 2007 or so (previously, I had gotten VHS tapes in the '90s or illegally downloaded porn clips like everyone else, and in 2007, I think that was like a year before I bought a blu-ray). Island Fever 4. I still have a lot of nostalgia for Teagan Presley and Kinzie Kenner, as a result.
I also saw another star from Island Fever 4 at LAX once. Sophia Santi. She was with her big black boyfriend with dreadlocks and Nikki Delano waiting to board a flight to Latin America. She had bad skin on her face and pimples or pock marks. I would not have paid for her, but she caught me staring at her, and she gave me that sly, knowing, championship stare back that says, "I know you've jerked off to me fucking other people."
I think I have recounted this story before.
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