Take on the overhead headset

Ground control to Major Tom, what is your position??

Is there anything more odd than seeing a grown man wearing an
over-the-head microphone headphone when speaking on a cellphone?
Sitting in the terminal at Charles de Gaulle yesterday, I caught this
dude in his early 50's looking like he was more likely to be playing
WoW than making a phone-call and sadly he didn't seem to notice.
I get the convenience of a headset but when you look like a customer
service rep for Sports Illustrated and you are not offering football
phones then there something is wrong with the entire world as I know
it