Take on the pickup and trailer on the neighbors driveway

There really are not many things less appealing in a new neighborhood
than seeing a guy up your street park a big trailer hitched up to a
truck in his driveway. I get that people (hicks) have things to move
and lug, but the second one of these things is parked on a block, the
property value for all surrounding houses drops 20%. It is not that
people hate pickup trucks or trailers, it's that people who pay to
live in suburban NYC don't want to feel like they are living in
Tennessee.
Just get a damned minivan like the rest of us, hillbilly