Take on Kris Humphries

The big TMZ news of the week was Kim Kardashian's engagement to NJ Net scrub Kris Humphries.    She was shown on the cover of US Weekly with a huge 20 carat diamond rock and as somebody who knows both scrubs from New Jersey and Diamonds, something did not add up.    Our first thought was obvious: how the hell does a guy who for his career averages less than 6 points per game score the closest thing we have to Marilyn Monroe.  Our second thought was; how the hell does a guy who for his career averages less than 6 points per game score a 20 carat $3 million dollar ring.   

Now the first answer is obvious: Humphries completes the needed 'K' name to complete the Kim, Kourtney and Klumpy circle.

For the second answer is a bit more difficult but obviously Kim needs to be a kept woman.   It still begs the question of how this scrub is able to afford such a rock or what kind of Newt Gingrich type of revolving credit line he's got going.  

Well it didn't take much because I found out that the NJ Nets are doing their best NY Mets impression by giving Humphries $3million dollars per year to keep a seat on the end of the bench warm for Brook Lopez who by the way is the most overrated big-man this side of David Lee.

Now Kim Kardashian obviously shoots back to the top of the WAG list although Humphries still falls way behind the regular tail Derek Jeter is able to score although he'll be happy to know that he is definitely ahead of Lamar Odom.

Anyway, we predict that the wedding will never happened because really unless you are Hank Baskett this sort of story never lasts and even if it does you just know Kendra is getting her eagle twiddled by Michael Vick on the side anyway.