Saturday, May 21, 2011

Take on the Bunt

Reading the front pages of the tabloids, I keep seeing headlines saying that Arnold seduced the fat maid on the bed he shared with Maria Shriver.
I'm one that believes it takes two to tango and I'd venture to guess that the fat maid seduced the Governator, let's be serious he was Mr. Universe and she looks like she has a gravitational pull with stars in her eyes.. Maria Shriver is not much of a looker but good God that maid is absolutely dreadful, this chicks Bunt is as bit as Serena William's ass and a lot less attractive.
What bothers me is that they keep comparing Arnold to Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Except for the fact it involved two Europeans who had powerful political positions and the girls were both maids, the two stories have almost nothing in common. Now obviously both are scum for cheating on their wives but there is a major distinction here: the Austrian participated in a consensual act when he banged the fat chick who probably wanted it more than he did while the Frenchman sexually assaulted a chambermaid. Some people have implied that the chambermaid seduced Strauss-Kahn because of his position and international notoriety. Let me go out on a limb here and say that some Dominican chick from the Bronx had less than no idea who this wine drinking, cheese eating pervert is.. I saw Maid-in-Manhattan and J-Lo had no clue who Mathew McConaughey was.
Now first of all, never trust a guy whose got a woman's name especially if he hyphenates his last name but what is the most shocking is that Strauss-Kahn's wife showed up at his indictment hearing, even if she believes he didn't try to rape the young girl, I don't think anybody is denying that there was some kind of sex act (consensual or against her will). In this country Mrs Strauss-Kahn would be in a courtroom too, except in her case she'd be going through proceedings of divorce
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1 comment:

Cathy said...

lmfao @ fat maid.