So all the talk on the interwebs is about the apparent face-lift Bristol Palin got since she was booted off of Dancing with the Stars
As the article on Yahoo stated "Her face now appears thinner, with higher cheekbones and an angular jaw." Now I'm all for getting some work done, especially if you are going to give you some natural looking C's but this Bristol thing seems like a Cher situation. I mean she went from a sort-of-cute chubby chick with a cabbage patch face to a Madame Tussauds caricature who looks like she aged 10 years in the process. Add to it that Suzy Kolber hairdo and it won't be long before Broadway Joe slobbers all over her.
You're only 20 once in your life; you should enjoy it and keep looking like a fairly hot young chick by going out and getting so plastered you don't remember flashing the entire bar. But what really bothers me is that she came up with some lame reason why she got the face-lift by saying that she needed surgery because her jaw didn't close correctly.
Honestly this chick should worry less about her jaw locking and more time about her legs locking because she's like a god-damned bunny rabbit and nothing turns aa hot-young-chick from a train-ride to a train-wreck faster than a mini-van filled with her own kids
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