Take on the Straight Brim Hat

This is easily 5 years late but there really is no worse look than some white-kid wearing a straight brim baseball cap. No self respecting Yankee fan wears a purple or yellow pinstripes, a jersey with the name printed above the number or a straight brim Yankee cap.
I get there is a hip-hop culture which I can't possibly understand and that there are fashion trends I should not be a part of but there really is no dumber look. I am convinced that in 10 years when they do a 'remember the 2000's'" that a whole bunch of snotnosed suburban kids will look at this generation like my generation of snot-nosed rich suburban kids look at the hockey-haircut and Z-Cavaricci. Any-time you wear non-fitting clothes (be it jeans that cut your sperm-count by nuclear exposure levels or jeans so big you can fit a heavyset Polynesian dude in there with you, it's bound to be an embarrassment years later and this look is no different..
Not only does it look idiotic, it probably hurts as the brim cuts directly into your forehead but maybe the head indentation proves how hip-hop you are even when you aren't wearing one
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