Hello Mr Toe

Some people are blessed with great skin, others with great hair while some of have a great smile. Then there are a few of us who have fat thighs, a shitty haircut and pimples on our asses but at least we can hang our hats on the fact we have nice feet...
Well that isn't true either. Ugly feet isn't the greatest curse but it does become problematic when you wear flip-flops all summer long. I am not talking homeless-feet but it's pretty close cause when you stare down it t looks like a rabid-squirrel has been gnawing on my toes. Between the bunions, ingrown nails, dried skin, yellow nails, red bumps and general stench it is not just a bit embarrassing in public.
So a few years ago I tried to do something about it and was convinced to go get a pedicure to at least beautify them. Well when the pedicure-ist looked down, I am convinced she threw up and swallowed it. This is somebody who handles feet for a living and the look on her face was as if she had seen a war-victim and she dumped a bottle of industrial bleach over 'em before she dared work them

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