Take on Caroline Sunshine

If you asked me what I thought was the reason a former Disney Star in her early 20's was in the news, I would have assumed she was doing porn or got busted for possession or DWI but somehow she's doing something even more morally repugnant. Caroline Sunshine, who really does have a porn name, is joining the official White House Press Team.
I have no idea what the responsibilities of an official within the press team involves but I assume it involves a lot of screaming about Fake News. But at least you know she is well qualified because Trump hires the best people.