Take on the subway heat

It was only a matter of time but we've hit that time in the summer where I want to kill myself and everybody around me and it is all due to perspiration. It is a billion degrees and the humidity index must be above 100% especially in the subway. I walked out of work today and immediately felt like somebody threw a warm pale of water over my head and worse than that it looks like the dude next to me did the same as if this was a NYC version of You Can't Do that on Television

Thank god the train is stuck with train traffic ahead otherwise I might actually make it home without sweating all the way through my shirt

MLIA