Take on Jared

Today's post was going to be about the amount of bad tattoos at a budget family resort versus that of a more established Hilton resort but our bat signal was called today when news broke of a story we HAD to cover. We've been calling the former fat guy turned skinny guy turned back to miserably fat guy a fraud for years (http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/2014/05/take-on-jared.html?m=1) but now our worst nightmares have come true with this fat bastard now being accused of being a fat pervert. Yeah we know that nothing is official and we are going to reserve judgement until after the trial but this guy always looked a bit like the kind of guy that should have to go door-to-door to announce he was moving into the neighborhood.
Maybe it's all a big misunderstanding but when the feds raid your house and take away boxes of crap and your computer, it is a pretty good sign that you weren't watching episodes of New Girl on your laptop. I hope he can keep his diet up on refried beans and prison slop cause I don't think they are serving $5 footlongs in prison..or maybe they are.