Monday, July 6, 2015

Take on 60million reasons to not be an idiot

The Giants say they are only concerned about Jason Pierre-Paul's well being but anybody with half a brain knows they must be furious at their pro-bowl defensive lineman. This idiot didn't get caught smoking weed or drinking and driving or soliciting a prostitute but instead decided that he needed to set off some fireworks because God forbid when you are a multimillionaire you don't pay somebody to set off fireworks or, I don't know, go and check out the one that Macy*s puts on

But good luck getting a new $60million contract or even a $6 million dollar one, kind of hard to play the position looking like Jim Abbott
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2 comments:

Baby Stu said...

You leave Jim Abbott alone!!!!

July 7, 2015 at 11:41 PM
Mr. R. Lee said...

Now, this is more like it! More sports and less housewife shopping diaries!

Btw, there has to be some backstory to the mangled hand incident. Like maybe a psychotic ex-mistress who showed up to the BBQ and who started threatening the wife with a firecracker...and then JPP stepping in to block the mistress, only to get caught in the crossfire of a lit firework.

Or maybe he is just a dimbass who doesn't know how to light a firework properly (something millions of Latino teenagers are able to accomplish quite safely and efficiently on the 4th of July in any urban neighborhood), or to use his judgment to have someone else do it.

July 8, 2015 at 3:30 AM

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