make any sense
He says he misremembered whether he was in a helicopter that was fired
upon when the facts came out they he was in a different helicopter an
hour later
I can believe misremembering certain things but not others
I can't say for certain what I had for lunch on Monday, might have
been a dirty gyro or maybe a wrap but but I am 100% sure I never
snorted coke off of Pamela Anderson's ass
I may misremember where I first heard Every Rose has its Thorn but I
would be 100% sure whether I bagged Tiffani Amber Thiessen to it in
college
I may not remember my flight number from last week but I would not
misremember whether that plane got fucking shot down
Brian Williams should stick himself in a deep dark cave with Hillary
Clinton and Paul Ryan and get ass rammed by a Humvee full of ISIS
assholes and tell us if they remember getting shot at then...or what
their time in the Chicago marathon was
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I don't think it is that big of a deal.
What I do think is a big deal is that chubby white girl who posted a photo of a sleeping Julian Edelman and said she fucked him.
I hope she was lying. Because if she wasn't, Edelman has low self-esteem.
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