been considered glamorous or fun has been completely washed away
between the lines, delays, TSA agents, roll-aboards, overbooked
flights, fees, liquid limitations, mechanical problems, overweight
people, security lines, bags is peanuts that aren't filled to the top,
customs and the lack of anything to eat that is not a pretzel wrapped
into a cinnabun.
But when you travel through an airport with your fantasy football
trophy, things look a little brighter. People stop and ask you what
you are carrying, women stare, children ask to hold it and every dude
with a pulse fawns over it. Walking with the D-Cup is like bringing
the pope through the airport, lines open up and people start to smile
I cannot quite understand why or how people but I think we've all
become so desensitized to the entire experience, just the thought of
anything different is a relief
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