Friday, January 30, 2015

Take on college porn

I went to a state school and never got so much as a look from a girl
who wasn't in my own weight division and certainly never saw an
attractive one show me any skin at the library, yet here I go reading
that some coed at Oregon State has been caught shooting self love porn
in the library.

I'm not sure this is exactly porn as the entire article just describes
a chick doing a little flashy flashy for the camera and a very brief
big of self loving but I'm sure doing that in a public place is
against university policy. I have tried to study for a freshman
biology course or an advanced statistics course at the library and
keeping your eyes open is a feat onto itself, so I can't be all that
surprised that somebody let their imagination take control of them. I
know of at least one sicko friend who have admitted beating his rocket
in his public univerity library bathroom so this is not all that
different exorcist with Tinder and Snapchat on everybody's phone

I have to think that this little show and tell thing is happening in a
lot more study halls than I'm aware of and I, for one, am embracing
the liberating movement.
So Kendra Sunderland, if you were using your college degree for
greater good, awesome. If it's just a stepping stone for a job in the
valley..that's good too.

Go Beavers!!