Monday, January 5, 2015

Take on Chris Christie's awkward Jerry Jones hug
























Although most talk on Sportsradio about the Dallas-Detroit game has to do with a pass interference that was and then was not called but the most disturbing then was MY boy Christopher James Christie sitting in Jerry Jones' box.  Not since Roger Clemens was spotted in George Steinbrenner's box and Suzyn Waldman orgasmed all over John Sterling's new suit has anybody caused this much of a stir.

Christie the sitting governor of a state with two professional football teams (well one professional one and another dysfunctional one) playing on it's turf, although not under it's flag, has chosen to buddy up with the Joan Rivers of NFL owners and I'm sure that did not sit well with the fine citizens of the state of New Jersey.   As my boy The Bump pointed out

"He's lucky he doesn't have anymore statewide elections. Jim Florio raised taxes and there were calls to impeached him.  This is far worse"

What Christie doesn't understand is that even if you are a Cowboy fan, flaunting that in the face of every Giant or Jet fan in your state is not smart politics...unless it is

Christie is a political creature and he knows exactly what he is doing when it comes to these things, what he did on Sunday may have alienated him with his home-team but ingratiated him with the millions of Cowboy fans in Texas and all of their 38 electoral votes and the 7 electoral votes in Oklahoma not to mention the millions of (poser) Cowboy fans not residing in Texas.  
NY and NJ have a combined 43 votes but a huge part of NJ are Philly fans and the NY vote gets split three ways between the Giants, Jets and Bills plus a bunch of Pats fans in upstate NY
The Cowboys have all of Oklahoma and an huge majority percentage of Texas.  Simple math tells you that Captain Cheesecake make a strategic decision and for that we commend him especially considering that neither of his home teams show any loyalty to his state.  Until the Jets of Giants decide to put an NJ on their helmets, the chief executive of the state of NJ should not have loyalty to either team


One thing that is for sure, that man hug is something they is now burned into my retinas forever and is something I won't ever be able to unsee.   A fat man hugging anything other than a cheesecake is just weird looking and there have to be a thousand meme's out there superimposing a giant hot-dog onto Jerry Jones's body.   If you want to win the election, it's time to get onto a treadmill or at least opt to put a staple in your gut.  



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