Friday, December 12, 2014

Take on the biggest bottle of Mai Tai

I had dinner last night in the fanciest restaurant I have ever stepped
into. Think Beauty and the Beast meets the Great Wall, white glove
service, beautiful art, a table set for 30, ten courses and a chef who
prepared Peking Duck for Obama in Beijing last month. I also came in
contact with the biggest bottle of Mai Tai anybody has ever seen. I
am talking a 30 pound ornate jug or the most vile alcohol known to
man. The pure thought of this stuff makes me want to like my Peking
Duck all over my Peking Dick but they insist on making sure that the
entire thing was finished.


Should be a great 16 hour flight home

2 comments:

Mr. R. Lee said...

I had to look up maotai to make sure you weren't just referencing a Mai tai. So maotais are real drinks, eh? Odd that Chairman Mao is now commemorated in a shitty product that is marketed to to the masses for significant financial gain to the very few. Kind of an ode to capitalism. Very ironic.

Also, did you mean to write "like my Peking Duck" or "lick my Peking Duck?" The message of the update changes markedly, depending on the spelling of that one word.

Baby Stu said...

Black blood of the earth.