that all the positive TOR press is getting to their heads, or at least
their sense of good taste.
I noticed today that they are now selling sushi We at TOR have been
in record to say that when you are a sign for discounted sushi, you
run the other way.
So today we added a 7th rule for uncooked fish
- never eat sushi in a place which is more than 100 miles from the ocean
-never order sushi in a country like China, no matter how close to the
ocean you are
- never order sushi in the South
- never order sushi when they are advertising 50% off
- never order anything as clan as a Philadelphia Roll, sushi and cream
cheese do not mix
- never order sushi from an all you can eat buffet
- never buy sushi from Duane Reade
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Ironically, there are some pretty awesome sushi restaurants in Las Vegas, which is the middle of the desert.
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