Thursday, May 8, 2014

Take on Jared

I walked into Subway today and noticed the new Jared ad. Like most
recent ads featuring the former fat guy, they have him shot in such a
way that you can't exactly tell that he's been ordering the bacon ham
and bacon footlongs with extra mayo instead of the six inch veggie
wraps.

They have conspicuously started having Jared sit on stools of have
half of his body shielded by the new promotion but there is one thing
for sure, this dude is on his way all the way back. There is nothing
wrong with that per se, but if your entire advertisement campaign is
based around a fat guy who got skinny, it might be time to get a new
fat guy

2 comments:

Zed said...

Righetti wants this gig SO bad.

Righetti said...

I want this fat bastard to get skinny again. Nothing is less appetizing than seeing some whale shoving a five dollar footlong down his throat