there are not a lot of times I felt more cheated than this morning when it was reported that the ass we were introduced to during the Royal Wedding a few years ago was a fraud.. Some guy who knows royal fashion has told the French TMZ that he is certain that Pippa Middleton sported a fake ass at the wedding..
Not only was that one of the most glorious assess I've ever seen but it brought instant fame to the new Duchess of Cambridge's sister that propelled her in front of her royal bride sister on her own wedding day..
Not only was that one of the most glorious assess I've ever seen but it brought instant fame to the new Duchess of Cambridge's sister that propelled her in front of her royal bride sister on her own wedding day..
but what really confused me is that I'm not exactly sure what a fake ass looks like. Is it like some gigantic piece of plastic which you put over your own ass or is it more the equivalent of a push-up bra.. Does a dude take her home that night and she takes her ass off and hangs it on the door or does she just keep it on and let the dude grab on to it like he's sitting on a roller-coaster?
either way..I've lost some major respect for her ass.
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If you ever visit Brazil, you will see fake ass. Butt implants, butt collagen injections, and the like.
But those are at least inside the body. Haven't seen a fake mold to place outside of one's normal derriere, though.
this is a hang-off the door handle type of fake-ass..
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