Monday, September 23, 2013

Take on the greatest Times Square muppet

I walk through Times Square almost every day, so have seen practically
every single costumed character they offer. There is the Cookie
Monster who smells like weed, there is Woody who might be a kiddie
toucher, Batman who might be hiding a glock or a dildo in his utility
belt and there is the Naked Cowboy who really is starting to show his
age (and feeling gravity)
But the best guy out there is this new dude who must be 280 pounds and
completely spray painted in copper whose entire schtick is lying on a
park bench scratching himself. He looks like your dirty uncle and
smells like that alcoholic little league coach from third grade

I threw his a nickel

1 comment:

Mr. R. Lee said...

That lazy guy is missing a head.