Take on the big news story

There are many days when I read a headline and think "yes, and water is wet"
There was a story on Gawker yesterday about rural makes being the most
likely to be bing drinkers, which considering it's that or tipping
cows, makes sense. This is like saying that Dutch people are more
likely to dress badly, black people are more likely to listen to
hiphop or Asian people are more likely to have bad haircuts. This is
just so obvious, it doesn't need to be justified

I'm willing to gamble that the same demographic also probably has more
guns, sounds like a winning combination