today, I finally decided to do something about it. Forget the Korean
foot spas, forget epson salt soaks, forget the night time cream and
forget the no pain approach. I went for the nuclear option which
involves putting your dogs into a fishtank and letting some little
guppies eat away the dead skin.
The problem is that the second I dipped my feet into the tank, it
looked like a Chinese river with the water turning a florescent green
color with fumes coming off of it and within 5 minutes about 25 fish
laying belly up in the industrial waste
Good news is that my feet now feel like a 10month year old baby's butt
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