We did have the following observations throughout the night
Joe Biden's pink-eye was really distracting, if you are going to rub your eye after wiping your ass, please wear an eyepatch
Boehner licking his lips and wiping his face like he was waiting to dig into a huge bucket of KFC was more than a big creepy
John Kerry really looks like he needs to groom his ear-hair and eyebrows, nobody is going to take him seriously dressed like father from American Pie
Sandy Levin wears a ridiculously long tie looks like he's trying to cover up some piss-shaking spots
Somebody has to tell the Speaker that wearing one of those button down shirts with the buttons for the collar when wearing a suit is a fashion faux pas
John McCain looking like he just won the lottery in one second and like he's going to kiss a man the next
Janet Napolitano looks way too much like Miss Piggy to wear pink
Eric Holder looks like he could be a character in The Americans
Michelle Obama gets way too much credit for being so well dressed, she looks like an uncomfortable teenager and she's got a terrible haircut
Chuck Schumer looking PSS (ParkSlopeSmug) in his orange tie and 'just give me a BJ already" grin
Ruth Bader Ginsberg- may just have dropped dead, she was definitely drooling although it was better than last year when she fell asleep
Just because Sonia Sotamayor and Elena Kagan have the exact same political view does that mean that they have to have the same haircut too?
We never got a view of Ted Nugent but I did see a picture of him sitting next to the gayest, most liberal congressmen in the entire house..
Susan Rice has some terrible eye liner, she looked like Marilyn Manson meets The Little Mermaid
Obama's fist bump with conservative congressman Manchin was a bit too much bipartisanship for my flavor
Nancy Pelosi has a really terrible haircut, she looks like she got it done by the guy who cuts the hair for Cindy Lauper
but of course the most memorable part of the entire night is Marco Rubio looking like a complete sex offender
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