Take on the perfect driveway

I feel like every time it snows there is a race for who can get their
driveway cleaned the quickest. I'm an early riser and was out at 8:30
this morning to only find i was the last one on the block. But being
last isn't my biggest complaint it's the people who feel like they
can't leave a single snowflake un-shoveled. The only way to get that
done is with a toothbrush.

This is the misery of the suburbs, constant competition for the most
mundane events.