than walking into a just cleaned toilet In a public rest-room. Mainly
because it is the only time you can plant your ass comfortably down on
the porcelain without fear of picking up some venereal disease but
also because it's like an artist getting a blank canvas. My buddy Zed
often brags about being able to fill a bowl to the rim which just
tells me he's not eating enough fiber but I so find it pleasurable to
be able to christen the closest thing I can find to a true virgin
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