Thursday, March 1, 2012

Take on the seat warmer

There really nothing more annoying than sitting down in a public seat
an it feel like there's a seat heater underneath it. Nothing is as
gross as this happening on a subway which already reeks of decaying
homeless flesh. Cause as soon as my ass hits the seat, I cannot stop
thinking is that what kind of lard has been ripping ass for the last
half hour and now I'm soaking it up in my ultra-thin work pants.

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