Sunday, August 11, 2013

Take on the GMA imbeciles

The lowest common denominator has to be the idiot tourist who line up
outside of Good Morning America for hours to get there terrible hand
written sign on TV or worse yet, to hug from that big oaf. Every
morning, I get delayed by 5 minutes as I try to wade through the crowd
of fanny pack wearing, coordinated shirt wearing, Olive Garden eating,
overweight imbeciles lined 5 deep in front of the large glass front
from 6AM till noon

I cannot imagine waiting even 20 minutes at any point, anywhere, to
see anybody yet these people routinely wait four hours to catch a
glimpse of Taylor Swift's left cheek or Jason Patrick's elbow just do
they can tell all their friends in Idaho that they saw a celebrity.

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