Read an article on Gawker today about some dude who got busted for organizing gang-bangs after he set one up for some MILF who wanted to celebrate her 45th birthday by doing 45 dudes in one night.. The weird thing was that gawker seemed incensed that this guy would put 'gang bang organizer' on his business card which seemed odd being that he is, in fact, a gang-bang organizer. I'm not exactly sure how you would describe Scott James Frank Pollock's job any any better than that.. If he just titled it 'party planner' he would probably be fielding tons of calls for corporate events.. Then again, when you are a gang-bang organizer you probably reek of pussy, so it wouldn't take the K9 team to find you anyway..
The thing that got me scratching my head was that this poor Pig Vomit looking dude got busted for heading a prostitution ring, because the cops found that he was making each dude pay him $20 to have them bang this broad. I'm not really sure if I buy this as a true definition of prostitution as this seems more like a finders fee. It's not that much different than going on match.com and looking for chicks who describe themselves as party girls. You are paying match.com a fee for essentially getting you laid, but nobody is accusing them of being a pimp.
Maybe we can start a new "dating" site called JoinMyGangBang.com
2 comments:
I saw what you did there.
Nothing wrong with banging 45 consensual adult members of the opposite sex in a short period of time.
Nothing wrong with it at all.
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