So apparently there was something going on across the pond yesterday which got everybody all excited. Some say it is because of the love the world had for Diana others theorize that those limey Brits have been waiting to restore some class to it's pomp and circumstance monarchy but one way or another it brought an estimated 2 billion people to the TV set.
The chatter in the blogosphere revolves around three things; the dress, the kiss and the ass. Now TOR knows a thing or two about being a bride as anybody who attended my nuptials will realize I should have been the one in the white dress and Kate could not have been thrilled to be upstaged by her younger, hotter little sister. This sister chick went from some hot chick nobody every heard of to the next tabloid sensation and i'm sure she was the most downloaded picture of the day yesterday.
I have been to weddings where the dresses the bridesmaids were wearing look like try were forced on by threat of decapitation and here the maid of honor shows up wearing not only wearing white like she just stepped out of a Bridal magazine but dolled up as if she was in a competition for hottest bride.
So first she is upstaged, then she has to stand there as this 60 minutes ceremony drones on while her soon to be brother-in-law looks like he's gonna throw herself on a sword out of boredom and then when the big moment comes with everybody watching poor she her prince like she is kissing a toad but I guess that's all you can expect when marrying into such a stuffy clan
The chatter in the blogosphere revolves around three things; the dress, the kiss and the ass. Now TOR knows a thing or two about being a bride as anybody who attended my nuptials will realize I should have been the one in the white dress and Kate could not have been thrilled to be upstaged by her younger, hotter little sister. This sister chick went from some hot chick nobody every heard of to the next tabloid sensation and i'm sure she was the most downloaded picture of the day yesterday.
I have been to weddings where the dresses the bridesmaids were wearing look like try were forced on by threat of decapitation and here the maid of honor shows up wearing not only wearing white like she just stepped out of a Bridal magazine but dolled up as if she was in a competition for hottest bride.
So first she is upstaged, then she has to stand there as this 60 minutes ceremony drones on while her soon to be brother-in-law looks like he's gonna throw herself on a sword out of boredom and then when the big moment comes with everybody watching poor she her prince like she is kissing a toad but I guess that's all you can expect when marrying into such a stuffy clan
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