Liberals are a walking contradiction
They shop at Whole Foods with our gas-guzzling SUV's buying mass produced items
They claim to be environmentalists yet buy Poland Spring bottles three cases at a time.
We say we're all about energy conservation while jet-setting across the world
They embrace being post-racial cause we vote for Obama while moving into completely gentrified neighborhoods.
They talk about saving the rain-forest over late's at Starbucks
They rally against corporate profits while online for the Iphone4
They try to eat Organic but buy it from a chain-supermarket
They buy bags made from recycled plastic but won't ever consider non bleached and perfumed toilet paper
They donate to save the whales while eating over-fished sashimi
They try to conserve water all the while making sure our vegetable garden's are well hydrated
They are all about equal rights but find the sex scene in Brokeback disturbing
They support the schools but spend more money to try to get their kids into only Brooklyn Tech, Bronx Science or Stuyvesant
They love Indie Music especially if they can see it at Mastercard sponsored Lolapalooza
And sadly I am probably the biggest culprit
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