Maybe he thought he had the Clap??

While we were all engulfed in presents, holiday cookies and mass "merry Christmas" text messages, there was apparently some Al Quada operative named Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab who tried to take a Northwest flight from Amsterdam to Detroit down.

What got me on this one was that the suspected terrorist decided to strap the explosives to his crotch. See he first claimed he had a belly ache and then put a sheet on over his body before he tried to light the explosives which he strapped to his unit on fire. Luckily the passengers jumped in led by a quick thinking Dutchman who jumped on top of Abdulmutallab and beat his burning crotch with to put the fire out.

See in my opinion if you are going to fail at terrorism at least be like Richard Reid and hide the explosives in your shoe, this way the only thing that gets burned are the soles of your feet.

With any luck this ahole will be spending the next 50 lifetimes dreaming about 99 virgins but with a crotch so burned that he won't be able to do anything to satisfy his needs.
I know there are groups who are against sending terrorists to a new maximum federal prison in Illinois so I'm all for sending this guy to a normal maximum security prison and have him bunk up with Bubba who been stuck in single confinement for the last 40 years.

So have captain burned crotch show up in a teddy and a thong and for shits-and-giggles we intravenously pump Bubba full of Viagra and then turn the lights out.


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