Take on the last 50 days

There is no doubt in my mind thy Trump will break every last dish he can on his way out the door. There were stories of Clinton staffers removing the W from keyboards which was sort of harmlessly lame but Trump won't do anything that boring. He'll likely steal the rugs, draw a mustache on the picture of George Washington (or more likely on the picture of Obama) and leave an upper decker in the residents quarters bathroom

He will also pardon every crook he's related to but unless your last name is Trump, getting a pardon won't be impossible, it will just cost you.