Take on The Guardians

I hated the idea of The Space Force from its infancy, it was never explained and it's cost certainly not justified and it always just sounded like something a group of 9 years olds would come up with. The fact that Trump and Pence were hawking it convinced us alll it was a terrible idea but nothing made it more true then when they named them. They did not get the monitor soldiers or Marines but instead are dubbed Guardians.
The entire administration's pet goal to somehow inflate the pentagon's budget even further is working swimmingly which seems totally sensible in the middle of a pandemic caused recession