Take on the lame monolith

When that first monolith showed up in the Utah dessert I was intrigued. When the next one showed up in some town in Romania it was pretty obviously a hoax and then when a third one showed up in El Paso it became obvious that this is way played out

People can't let a good trick sit. They have to go and ruin it by making some ripoff metal statue

This has quickly become the metal version of the "helllloo" thing on Seinfeld