Saturday, June 16, 2018

Take on the White House job fair.

Now Hiring

Long hours, government pay, tons of nepotism to deal with and you may at some point get dragged into a criminal investigation. Please send resume

The White House is hiring and there is so little interest amongst qualified career lawmakers and staff that they have resorted to putting an ad online hoping to get some millennial interest.

See Trump is so rotten that just being in his orbit will have you smell like catfish flavored polish rum for a month. So unless you can manage the Scott Pruit route, this job probably is going to suck as you eventually join Paul Manafort squeezing your ass together whenever you drop the soap.

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