Take on the greatest trip of all time

The greatest president of all time just came back from a historic mission to bring peace to the Korean Peninsula and the greater world and it's fair time that he liberal elite acknowledge his deal making prowess. He didn't actually get any concessions from Kim Jong Un but we are told they did have a nice meal and the two got along well. The only testy point was when the two discussed their golf scores but luckily it only lead to more positivity as they planned a nice golf outing at the newly planned Trump World Resort in Pyongyang.

We did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico and suspending those pesky military drills with South Korea, so DJT continues in his cost cutting efforts. We also saved by not bringing Jim Mattis along because we know MadDog likes to order the expensive Chardonnay on AirForceOne He did bring Big Huck so that cut into the budget but luckily Donald ate a Wendy's burger, so Sarah Sanders was able to have his surf and turf.
John Bolton also came along but we saved by not needing to provide a nose hair trimmer and Mike Pompeo only ordered soup although that soup was made from the tears of dying children.
Luckily for all Scott Pruitt wasn't invited which meant that the AirForceOne linens didn't need to be replaced. Dennis Rodman flew on his own dime which was nice. Neither Ivanka or Ivankhim came along so at least they didn't demand to be put up in the presidential palace


Maybe Trump can borrow W's "Mission Accomplished" banner. Would save a few bucks there, too