Big Huck was kicked out of a restaurant yesterday and TOR has sent reporters down there to find out the truth. Although it's been reported that the Red Hen refuses to serve he because of her politics, we have found out that she was actually forcefully removed when she refused to leave the salad bar and kept demanding the unlimited breadsticks. We know she has pissed people off with the combination of evasiveness and straight lies but we believe the reason she's so horrible is because she has that constipated I just ate six pounds of cheese and cant poop it out look.
Somebody put us out of misery and send this woman to Sizzlers in exchange for her resignation
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