Everybody agrees that Kim Jong Un is not an attractive man. He's 5'4", weighs 240 pounds, wears a thing that looks like the tarp at Yankee Stadium and has a hair cut like his barber had a spasm. He also has this perpetual scowl on his face that looks like somebody peed in his kimchee. The peed in the kimchee look is sort of his trademark but for some reason the Russian State TV photoshopped him smiling when he met with some diplomat. It's so awkward because rumor has it the man only cracks a smile when his grundle is tickled and unless Mrs Kim is hiding under that stupid bathrobe looking thing and playing ventriloquist with his five hole, that smile isn't true.
Anyway, good luck on the big June meeting with Trump. Sadly for the world, neither of these men look like they like a tossed salad.
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