Take on Tucker’s tucker

Whenever I think of Tucker Carlson I remind myself of the story I heard of Tucker tucking his little carlson in between his legs when he was trying to impress his high school buddies. The thing was that his high school buddies weren't impressed with a dude prancing around looking like he has a pussy that they called him one for years. But what was odd was that Tucker never understood why anybody would not think it was funny and really never got why these jocks would think it was weird especially when he offered to wrestle them with his Tucker tucked back there. So his entire shtick is just him trying to overcompensate for trying to recreate the Crying Game and for that, we all lose