Take on Big Chris’ troll job

Big Chris was trolling his successor and actually wound up trolling himself. He went on twitter to complain about his nearly 6 hour commute from Piscataway to the Cheesecake Factory in Mendham. Nobody should have to remind Big Chris that he delayed me for three hours a few years ago getting to work because he's a petty small-large man.
But anyway, I'm sure he missed the VIP treatment he used to get when state troopers would clear the road so he's never miss a meal.

Good night Governor