Take on the old guys in the Hangover

There was some APEC summit which I've never really heard of but apparently when you go for dinner you have to look like you the set of The Hangover 3. Mike Pence, Shinzo Abe and some other old white dude walked out looking like they just got half priced BJ's wearing these god awful silk shirts.
But hopefully they left President Xi in the back room with a couple of Thai hookers and they all come out of this thing happier and maybe they can get rid of these stupid tariffs