Friday, February 11, 2011

the women of the world

TOR came across this gem during the week at http://i.imgur.com/lO9OV.jpg which came with the following very scientific description. 
This image contains composites representing the "average" woman from each of 41 different countries (or regions). Not "average" in the sense of being a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. They're all very attractive. But "average" in the sense of being the result of blending a lot of individual pics together
We have decided to rank the chicks of the world.. now mind you were are going only by these pictures and not taking into consideration all the wenches we have met over our lives from some of these parts..
1
Greek
Hoya Goya
2
West African
beautiful features
3
Italian
seems this chick is imported
4
Russian
something tells me a Russian Bride looks nothing like this dhick
5
Israeli
how would anybody want to start wars with chicks this hot? Plus you know what they say about Jewish chicks
6
English
oh lord
7
Swiss
very girl next door.. In Switzerland
8
Polish
something about those eyes…and really I don't like sleeping on the couch
9
Montoglian
plus you know she's probably a savage
10
Ethiopian
I'm glad my $0.40 a day has gone to something worthwhile
11
Indian
I like..
12
Spaniard
I would like to be her conquistador
13
German
lady the wall came down 2 decades ago..get some sun
14
Thai
you know this chick might be a dude right????
15
Peruvian
imagine an entire empire of chicks that look like this
16
South Indian
I'm not sure which tribe she belongs to but Cherokee she is not
17
African American
not Hally Berry and not Shaniqua either
18
French
terrible haircut
19
Taiwanese
how about some makeup
20
Central African
I'm not a racist, look at my #2
21
Finnish
exactly average
22
Welsh
Hard to judge
23
Sweden
if this was a bikini contest she would be higher I'd guess
24
Burmese
not ugly.. I just am not into girls who look like they are 10
25
Japanese
at least you can buy her panties out of a soda machine
26
Afghan
that National Geographic chick she is not
27
Cambodian
refuge camp material
28
Iranian
move away from the nuclear reactor
29
Romanian
thumb way down
30
Vietnamese
the classic definition of 'non descript asian chick'
31
Filipino
I think they used the same picture as the Vietnamese one
32
Chinese
she actually looks better than 50% of China.. And that's saying something
33
Latvian
This haircut sucked in 1982
34
Puerto Rican
now realize that she'll be 250 pounds by the time she's 24
35
South African
Michael Jackson???
36
Mexican
the only way this chick swims across a river is it it's made from fudge
37
Irish
built like a rugby player and belches like one too
38
Uzbek
dude this chick has an Adam's apple
39
Korean
I think you can still see a chunk of Kimchee on her chin.
99
Hungarian
that Eastern European life must be rough
100
Samoan
this chick needs a spear in her hand and a boar in the other

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