TOR came across this gem during the week at http://i.imgur.com/lO9OV.jpg which came with the following very scientific description.
This image contains composites representing the "average" woman from each of 41 different countries (or regions). Not "average" in the sense of being a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. They're all very attractive. But "average" in the sense of being the result of blending a lot of individual pics together
We have decided to rank the chicks of the world.. now mind you were are going only by these pictures and not taking into consideration all the wenches we have met over our lives from some of these parts..
1 | Greek | Hoya Goya |
2 | West African | beautiful features |
3 | Italian | seems this chick is imported |
4 | Russian | something tells me a Russian Bride looks nothing like this dhick |
5 | Israeli | how would anybody want to start wars with chicks this hot? Plus you know what they say about Jewish chicks |
6 | English | oh lord |
7 | Swiss | very girl next door.. In Switzerland |
8 | Polish | something about those eyes…and really I don't like sleeping on the couch |
9 | Montoglian | plus you know she's probably a savage |
10 | Ethiopian | I'm glad my $0.40 a day has gone to something worthwhile |
11 | Indian | I like.. |
12 | Spaniard | I would like to be her conquistador |
13 | German | lady the wall came down 2 decades ago..get some sun |
14 | Thai | you know this chick might be a dude right???? |
15 | Peruvian | imagine an entire empire of chicks that look like this |
16 | South Indian | I'm not sure which tribe she belongs to but Cherokee she is not |
17 | African American | not Hally Berry and not Shaniqua either |
18 | French | terrible haircut |
19 | Taiwanese | how about some makeup |
20 | Central African | I'm not a racist, look at my #2 |
21 | Finnish | exactly average |
22 | Welsh | Hard to judge |
23 | Sweden | if this was a bikini contest she would be higher I'd guess |
24 | Burmese | not ugly.. I just am not into girls who look like they are 10 |
25 | Japanese | at least you can buy her panties out of a soda machine |
26 | Afghan | that National Geographic chick she is not |
27 | Cambodian | refuge camp material |
28 | Iranian | move away from the nuclear reactor |
29 | Romanian | thumb way down |
30 | Vietnamese | the classic definition of 'non descript asian chick' |
31 | Filipino | I think they used the same picture as the Vietnamese one |
32 | Chinese | she actually looks better than 50% of China.. And that's saying something |
33 | Latvian | This haircut sucked in 1982 |
34 | Puerto Rican | now realize that she'll be 250 pounds by the time she's 24 |
35 | South African | Michael Jackson??? |
36 | Mexican | the only way this chick swims across a river is it it's made from fudge |
37 | Irish | built like a rugby player and belches like one too |
38 | Uzbek | dude this chick has an Adam's apple |
39 | Korean | I think you can still see a chunk of Kimchee on her chin. |
99 | Hungarian | that Eastern European life must be rough |
100 | Samoan | this chick needs a spear in her hand and a boar in the other |
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