Some people wait for Jesus to save them, Jet fans have been waiting since Joe Willy for their savior and who would have thought it came in the form of a QB who looks like the dude from Entourage
After last year’s debacle and the debacle the year before that and the debacle for the 15 years I’ve been a Jet fan; yesterday felt good.
I remember thinking that this could be the year, but then I realize that I had the same thought last year and the year before that. But now there is finally a quarterback and not only did he show great footwork, a great attitude and the ability to withstand his first NFL blitz packages but he did all while looking like he’s about 5’4”. Now we know he’s sexy and we know he’s gutsy and he might be dirty but I did not realize that he was such a midget which only makes me want to go out and buy a new #6 jersey more today than if he was 6'5"..
actually maybe I’ll stick some duct- tape with the words “Dirty Sanchez” over the Ray Lucas jersey I still have hanging in my closet.
See Sanchez started quiet and looked a bit overmatched, which you have to expect for a rookie QB facing his first full blown NFL regular season action but then when the pressure was put on him on those 3rd and longs he delivered and delivered and delivered again. He showed the poise of a veteran and the enthusiasm of a kid and for the first time in a long time it felt good to be a Jet fan...
Two days without a laptop and I’m about to go apecrap. Now it’s not like I need to have porn streamed into my body intravenously but it’s very frustrating when you are stuck trying to catch up to your fantasy football squad by depending on the CBS scroll during the Jet game. Now I find that CBS completely doesn’t understand their audience because as they scroll the scores across the bottom of the screen they always highlight one player. Somebody needs to shake these clowns loose and explain that their audience is filled with testosterone driven men who need their fantasy information.
This is where they just don’t understand what we are looking for. Each time they show the Ravens-Chiefs game they should highlight another player. One time we get Joe Flacco’s #’s, then Ray Rice, then Larry Johnson, then Dwayne Bowe, then Elvis Grbac, then Tony Gonzalez then Derrick Mason. Feed us the info we so desperately need and want, don’t leave us with blue-balls on the one day of the first day of the season, especially when our laptops can’t connect to YouPorn
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