Take on the first day

Day 1 of the Biden presidency will be a busy one and will be more than just pomp and circumstance. He will immediately reverse a bunch of Trump era executive orders and hopefully bring some credibility back to our fine nation
The Paris Accords is a great first start, the rescinding of the Muslim ban is vitally important, reuniting families at the border is life and death and pandemic work is crucial

We hope he will have time to wash the sheets off of the Trump stain and wonder if a new president gets a new mattress because otherwise the one they are inheriting could easily be stained yellow...question is if it's stained because of Trump's fetishes or his incontinence..or both