Take on America’s two congressmen

There really aren't two more despicable humans than Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan, two complete opportunistic masochists who have given their souls to have the opportunity to get stroked by Trump

They are also two of the weirdest looking people. Gaetz has one of largest heads I've ever seen, I mean the guy must wear a size 8 baseball cap. He has these beady eyes, this gigantic forehead and a smile of the kind of guy who lies to see his wife with another man. Luckily for Matt, Jim Jordan isn't into other people's wives, he prefers to take off his cheap sport coat and not see wrestlers being molested in a shower

These two are prime examples of what is wrong with America.