Take on subway Times

I'm standing on the subway today and staring at the wall and for the life of me, I can't figure out why they call them subway tiles. Subway tiles are these long rectangular things people put in their showers to look hip and urban but when you look at actual tiles in a subway station they are square and grimy which isn't the look you might be going for when you are hoping to get clean.

So please, rename those things as rectangular tiles and call the little square ones subway tiles...but only if they are covered in homeless juice